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Photos taken in the middle of Olympic dives.
I’m laughing so hard.
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WARNING: ADVANCED MOVES AHEAD!
advanced style just blew my mind
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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
| Albus: | Dad, I’m…gay. |
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| Harry: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known. |
| Albus: | Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop. |
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| Albus: | Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out. |
| Harry: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew. |
| Albus: | Dad, this response is really getting old. |
| Harry: | TWO HEADMASTERS. |
| Albus: | Yes, I get it, two hea— |
| Harry: | BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN. |
| Albus: | Da— |
| Harry: | THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM. |
“Look at what he said—’Remember who you are’. He didn’t say, ‘Become who I think you are’. Or, ‘Be Bucky’. It was very straightforward. Which is more the tragedy, since Bucky immediately has this immense guilt for everything he did as the Winter Soldier.”
— Ed Brubaker
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Arab/Middle Eastern Grandfather dancing to techno.
When he kicked off his shoes I was on the floor.
omg.
He is my idol. I’m already taking notes for the next wedding I attend.
I think we used to go to the club together back in the day… This is really adorable.
I think my favorite part of this is that the kid on the floor isn’t paying attention at all, even when the guy starts waving at him and kicking over his head and poking him. And then he just dances out the room. This guy has skillz.
the club could never handle him
IM DYING
8 Shirtless Actors from X-Men and Avengers Animations :) :)
WHY IS HEMSWORTH THE ONLY ONE WEARING PANTS. NO. NO PANTS, HEMSWORTH, DON’T YOU KNOW THE RULES?
THOR IS THE GOD OF GENTLEMANLINESS
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PHOTOSET IN THE WHOLE WIDE INTERNET
thi is nice
FOR SCIENCE
MADE OF WYNNE
I’m studying this for science.
Welp.
Oh, I, what?
I got dizzy and fell ovah.
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YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
AND HIDE IN A HOLE
I’LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL
VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN
I’M MAKING A LIST
OF PEOPLE I HATE
WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT
VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN.
I’LL SNEAK IN WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING
AND DRAW DICKS ON YOUR FACE
AND IF YOU SAY MY NAME OUT LOUDI’LL STEAL YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE! OH!
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