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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:

Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.

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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...

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fishnetsandmalice: amonsteraday: ...

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 1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries 
historian: to the left
 take it back now y'all
 one hop this time
 right foot let's stomp
 left foot let's stomp
 slide to the right
 slide to the left
 cha cha real smooth

Dec 12th

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Woodwinds use a delicate screwdriver to fix their...

the13thchair: - The 13th Chair

Dec 11th

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Watch

colinmochrie: inveteratus: OMG TRAMPOLINE Best 12 second video ever. OH MY GOD NEW FAVORITE VIDEO

Dec 11th

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Sometimes I misjudge how close my mouthpiece is to...

the13thchair: - The 13th Chair

Dec 7th

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my socially awkward life

person: hey

me: good thanks

Dec 7th

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More lovely #canadianactionmovies from twitter:

doh-rae-me: Dude, Where’s My Emily Carr? The Empire Strikes Nickelback The Green Kilometre A Fistful of Loonies Poutine Wolf Dial M for Maple Being John A. MacDonald Lord of the Rinks

Dec 4th

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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*

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you've been doing it wrong

thegrammarnazi: migueld: the plural form of octopus is not octopi, a fact we can point to hypercorrection (the -us ending in latin did in fact pluralize by shifting to -i, but goddamnit the word octopus is GREEK). say it with me now: the plural of octopus is octopodes. wrong as it may look it’s oh-so-right. spread. the. word.

Nov 25th

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