February 2012
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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
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December 2011
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Listenfishnetsandmalice: amonsteraday: ...
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1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the right
slide to the left
cha cha real smooth
Dec 12th
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Woodwinds use a delicate screwdriver to fix their...
the13thchair: - The 13th Chair
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WatchWatch
colinmochrie: inveteratus: OMG TRAMPOLINE Best 12 second video ever. OH MY GOD NEW FAVORITE VIDEO
Dec 11th
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Sometimes I misjudge how close my mouthpiece is to...
the13thchair: - The 13th Chair
Dec 7th
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my socially awkward life
person: hey
me: good thanks
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More lovely #canadianactionmovies from twitter:
doh-rae-me: Dude, Where’s My Emily Carr? The Empire Strikes Nickelback The Green Kilometre A Fistful of Loonies Poutine Wolf Dial M for Maple Being John A. MacDonald Lord of the Rinks
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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November 2011
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you've been doing it wrong
thegrammarnazi: migueld: the plural form of octopus is not octopi, a fact we can point to hypercorrection (the -us ending in latin did in fact pluralize by shifting to -i, but goddamnit the word octopus is GREEK). say it with me now: the plural of octopus is octopodes. wrong as it may look it’s oh-so-right. spread. the. word.
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