December 2009
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Our toaster has a bagel setting now
thatjeffreyguy: ohhh yeah  yes but if it has a frozen setting you can toast twice as fast
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Listensomethingintellectual: Listen the fuck out of...
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Listenthatjeffreyguy: PLEASE BE UP STANDING
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Reblog if you're not Tumblr famous.
mainstreamsuicide: ryanjohnstonn: suzzylemons: nicefaceletsgoutodinner: abulletforandrea: bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica: thardcore: teamleto: itsashley:thedevilwearsjuicy:ashleebearcat:coldhotelrooms:deathofcalypso:justbreathedarling:wearelost:sdao:jaylomboy:oinkee848:mariedomingo:(via yoimsoapnguyen) its you’re but whatever! ** you’re kk but who cares?
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Anybody seen that comercial....
…. where the two chinese guys get outa there car and start having a piss on the mountin side then the trees burst into flames adn then the guy gets hit with a branch and blood squirts out of his head and puts out the fire. then it says “in most cases high blood pressure wont save your life.
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And now that website →
Dec 27th
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole...
found a website with the best metaphors from a high school essay
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Today, as I was driving home from work, I saw an...
miserylovesme: lmfao
Dec 27th
Interesting Tricks of the Body
bloodyhandsmendedhearts: dl-sudiacal: markmejia: aileen365: craftmastere: somethingintellectual: [via] 1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to...
Dec 27th
The full moon is on December 31st.
eemmaa: heartwarming: lennonlove: I think that is just the greatest thing ever. So on January 1st, the first day of 2010… even the moon will have a fresh start.
Dec 27th
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I was in the car and on an overpass there was TAX...
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Hi, I'm ______, and I really want _______.
jamie-ftw: Hi, I’m Jamie, and I really want some pizza.  Hi, I’m Catherine, and i really want some tacos
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I like tall awkward skinny pale boys with dark...
fishnetsandmalice: imnottheonlydreamer: ashleyrawr: iamglencoco:oliversykes:bbbarakat:riandawson:shootthemoonerin: letsallwearmoodrings:holysith:moshnaked:gotorangejuice:packofwolves: sinkthatship:obkstm:rawryourlife:talknerdytomeg:onewayortheother:withmetonight:thehorror  And i thought i was the only one.
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Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on...
fishnetsandmalice: unicornology: (via captainkirk)
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I Didnt post over christmas so here it come all...
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WOO CHRISTMAS EVE
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Top Ten Snipers In History →
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HOMELESS MAN PREFORMS CREEP WONDERFULY →
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AWESOME PRODUCTS →
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Leaky Pipe Opened Forgery Ring →
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