December 2009
105 posts
Our toaster has a bagel setting now
thatjeffreyguy:
ohhh yeah
yes but if it has a frozen setting you can toast twice as fast
Reblog if you're not Tumblr famous.
mainstreamsuicide:
ryanjohnstonn:
suzzylemons:
nicefaceletsgoutodinner:
abulletforandrea:
bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica:
thardcore:
teamleto:
itsashley:thedevilwearsjuicy:ashleebearcat:coldhotelrooms:deathofcalypso:justbreathedarling:wearelost:sdao:jaylomboy:oinkee848:mariedomingo:(via yoimsoapnguyen)
its you’re but whatever!
** you’re
kk but who cares?
Anybody seen that comercial....
…. where the two chinese guys get outa there car and start having a piss on the mountin side then the trees burst into flames adn then the guy gets hit with a branch and blood squirts out of his head and puts out the fire. then it says “in most cases high blood pressure wont save your life.
And now that website →
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole...
found a website with the best metaphors from a high school essay
Today, as I was driving home from work, I saw an...
miserylovesme:
lmfao
Interesting Tricks of the Body
bloodyhandsmendedhearts:
dl-sudiacal:
markmejia:
aileen365:
craftmastere:
somethingintellectual:
[via]
1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to...
The full moon is on December 31st.
eemmaa:
heartwarming:
lennonlove:
I think that is just the greatest thing ever.
So on January 1st, the first day of 2010… even the moon will have a fresh start.
I was in the car and on an overpass there was TAX...
Hi, I'm ______, and I really want _______.
jamie-ftw:
Hi, I’m Jamie, and I really want some pizza.
Hi, I’m Catherine, and i really want some tacos
I like tall awkward skinny pale boys with dark...
fishnetsandmalice:
imnottheonlydreamer:
ashleyrawr:
iamglencoco:oliversykes:bbbarakat:riandawson:shootthemoonerin: letsallwearmoodrings:holysith:moshnaked:gotorangejuice:packofwolves: sinkthatship:obkstm:rawryourlife:talknerdytomeg:onewayortheother:withmetonight:thehorror
And i thought i was the only one.
Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on...
fishnetsandmalice:
unicornology:
(via captainkirk)
I Didnt post over christmas so here it come all...
WOO CHRISTMAS EVE
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